Tuplo, Miss is being invaded by Satan

No, really, apparently Tuplo, Mississippi is selling out on tickets to 50 Shades of Grey faster than the rest of the country (the entire state is selling tickets at a rate of four to one. This according to a report by Rachel Maddow.

Rachel Maddow1

So, we are thinking of heading out there for Valentine’s Day, standing outside a theater showing the film, wait for the film to empty out, and make myself available to the hot, sweaty women who are already worked up.

What could go wrong?

The Perfessor