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Apparently the renown fashion icon and legendary drag queen RuPaul will be ‘Campaigning’ In New Hampshire To spread the news and alert voters that he (she?) is not the libertarian top-tier Republican candidate for President Ron Paul. Yep, that’s right RuPaul is not only NOT running for President of the United States, but he (she?) is jumping into the action in the great state of New Hampshire to tell folks all about it (and quite possibly promote the new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race.

Apparently he (she) is sick and tired of being confused for Rep. Ron Paul, so he (she?)has decided to “campaign” in a New Hampshire diner this morning (in Ferragamo!) to distinguish himself from Ron Paul. No, really, we simply couldn’t make this stuff up.

“I’m going to N.H. on a mission to spread love and set the record straight: contrary to recent reports, I am NOT Ron Paul. And I am not running for president of the United States. I hope to meet Ron Paul in person so we can be seen together to put the rumors to rest once and for all. And to remind Mr. Paul and all the Republican presidential candidates ‘if you can’t love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else. Can I get an ‘Amen?’”

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