I’ll see that Jon Stewart take on “Hiking The Appalachian Trail” and raise you with Craig Ferguson’s take on how the jilted politician’s wives should be handed out a T-shirt when their husband gets elected, reading “I’m With Stupid”. That way they have something to wear when they find out so they’ll have something appropriate to wear to the mea culpa press conference.
If you get past the Argentinian food jokes, the rest is pretty good:
I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light…
There’s more text, but it’s kind of icky to read any of these, and a bit weird to wonder how these emails became available, and so quickly.
I suspect Gov. Sanford’s wife probably had something to do with this personal stuff being released so quickly.
No confirmation of that as yet.