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Kayne apologizes to Taylor one year late

It’s only fitting we post this apology to Taylor Swift. It’s the final Tweet in a series of Tweets, done a year after the event:

Kanye posted nearly 100 tweets in a little over two hours. It started innocently enough with: “Man I love Twitter… I’ve always been at the mercy of the press but no more… The media tried to demonize me.”

Then it moved on to: “Remember in Anchor Man when Ron Burgandy cursed on air and the entire city turned on him? But this wasn’t a joke. This was & is my real life.”

And: “People tweeted that they wish I was dead… No listen. They wanted me to die people. I carry that. I smile and take pictures through that.”

Then he finally brought up Taylor: “I wrote a song for Taylor Swift that’s so beautiful and I want her to have it. If she won’t take it then I’ll perform it for her.”

Later: “When I woke up from the crazy nightmare I looked in the mirror and said GROW UP KANYE … I take the responsibility for my actions … I am not a bad person. Even in that moment I was only trying to do good but people don’t always need my help … Beyonce didn’t need that. MTV didn’t need that and Taylor and her family friends and fans definitely didn’t want or need that.”

After several more it ended with, “I’m sorry Taylor.”

Kanye has gone Twitter silent since then.

via [TMZ] and about a thousand other news sources.

Hitler finds out Kanye West Disses Taylor Swift at the VMAs

I’ve seen this vid a couple of times now (each one has a different subtitle text attached) and is has always been funny. This version is the funniest one so far. I’m now waiting for someone to re-dub it with Hitler getting pissed of that there are people comparing Obama to him, and declaring that he is NOTHING like Obama. and that he is more like Kanye West or some such.

Any takers?

The Perfessor