As you folk already know, we here at Cuppacafe Central spend most of our day combing through the Net looking for interesting stories for you folk to read that will make you shake your head and go “WTF?” Well, here are a couple of unrelated stories that we felt just needed to belong with each other.
Well, technically, yes you can, but…well, this is more entertaining.
Many, many years ago, I was attending a Grateful Dead concert, and while I was outside, and before I got into the show itself, I spotted a guy who was willing to trade free Air Guitar lessons for a ticket to the show. Needless to say, I didnâ€™t have an extra ticket, but I was so taken by his blatant come-on that had I an extra ticket, I probably would have traded him one.
Anyway, thatâ€™s not what I am talking about here, but it very well could be. You see, there is a group of folk who practice, well, â€œAir Sexâ€.
â€œAir Sex is sort of like Air Guitar,â€ said Tim League, founder of the Alamo Drafthouse and the Air Sex World Championship, â€œexcept instead of pretending to play an invisible guitar on stage, contestants get up there and pretend to have sex with someone who isnâ€™t there. With their clothes on, typically. They pick a song to perform to and then have two minutes to impress the judges with their overall Airness.â€
Some folk just donâ€™t know what to do with themselves.