Tuplo, Miss is being invaded by Satan

No, really, apparently Tuplo, Mississippi is selling out on tickets to 50 Shades of Grey faster than the rest of the country (the entire state is selling tickets at a rate of four to one. This according to a report by Rachel Maddow.

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So, we are thinking of heading out there for Valentine’s Day, standing outside a theater showing the film, wait for the film to empty out, and make myself available to the hot, sweaty women who are already worked up.

What could go wrong?

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Democrats beware!

Now here is an interesting point. Why is it that more people aren’t reporting this aspect of this story?

The following Rachel Maddow video will tell you everything you need to know about what is really going on in Wisconsin.

“If you break the public unions in Wisconsin you can break them everywhere.” — Rachel Maddow

Video after jump. Continue reading Democrats beware!

Teabagging the White House

I don’t know who started this silliness, but Rachel Maddow certainly seems to have a, ah, handle on the whole reporting of this disturbing trend.

The Huffington Post continues the reporting…

Tonight, on the Rachel Maddow Show, Maddow and regular guest, Air America’s Ana Marie Cox, discussed the fringetastic anti-tax Renaissance Faires known as “tea parties.” There is only one thing in all the world worth noting about the people behind these things, and it is this: everyone involved is apparently unaware of what the term “teabagging” means. As you will see, this is not the case with Maddow and Cox.

And just in case you didn’t know what all of the hilarity was about, here is an explanation courtesy of the gals from Sex and the City (careful, due to the nature of what is being explained, sound is required, and well, it simply is not SFW)

I can only refer to Jon Stewart who said “I don’t think ‘teabagging the White House’ means what you think it does.”

I was going to sign off with that, but then a friend sent me the following clip where MSNBC commentator, David Schuster, went one up on…or is that two down on…the topic of teabagging:

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