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…And the Oscar goes to…!

Tonight is Oscar Night, folks, and if you haven’t seen all the films that are up for awards, here’s a suggestion.


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Winning Oscar movie trailer

Yes, you can see that winning movie trailer below.

But first, a few words as to how pointless the film award ceremonies are. The TV ratings for the Oscar Awards has declined quite a bit over the years, and this has led to the network having to cut the advertising rates just to get enough advertisers to air the long drawn out piece of crap that the Oscars have become.

“The academy has a problem here. The show is way too long, and the films this year are not spectacular,” he said. “If this year’s ratings are down, it could be the tipping point and they will have to make changes.”

Seeing as since this quote is from last year, and the ratings were indeed in the crapper again, you’d think the Oscar folks would change something. Well, as you know by now, they did. They added five more spots to the Best Picture, this time including movies that perhaps some of us have actually paid to see at the movie theaters.

This change to the nominating process merely adds to the fact that the whole affair is pretty much a rigged process. The Oscars have been a point to help struggling studios put out movies whose only chance of being seen is the push of the publicity surrounding the Oscar nominating process. Some movies were slated to be huge money losers if they didn’t get the publicity for being at least nominated for an Oscar. They’d get nominated, noticed, and in some cases rebooked at the local art cinema to handle demand of those newly introduced to this “potentially important” movie. Now, with the internet being the new way of getting these small films — and even cooler, mere concepts of small films — seen, the publicity surrounding the Oscars isn’t quite as important. So, in a way, not only is the internet helping to kill off print media such as newspapers, but it’s also making less important the mere idea of the Oscars as the way that small films with strong ideas become profitable.

Back when I used to actually pay attention to the Oscars, I couldn’t help but weigh the candidates for Best Picture, or Best Actor, and wonder if they won because of their politically correct stance on a topical subject.

Or even better, that nod to the actor who never got nominated but whose work over the decades deserved something.

Remember that when you watch this meta trailer for the Oscar nominated film below.

To make clear what you’re about to watch, every line or piece of text or dialogue (including the opening credits) doesn’t say anything, but instead says what it’s supposed to say. The catch phrase for the “impaired” actor is indeed “Catch Phrase!” These are the tropes that make an Oscar worthy movie.

Mine! Mine! All Mine!

This just in, Sarah Palin is on the dole…Apparently ex-Governatrix Sarah Palin and her over-blown entourage of assistants, nannies, and security folk, descended “like locusts” on an Oscar swag suite, gloming onto freebies in a binge that “practically cleaned the place out,” celebrity gossips reported today. Apparently, the former Alaska Gov’s pigout included jewels from Pascal Mouawad, watches by Skagen and a fancy new hairdo for her daughter Willow. Witnesses said that the new coiffure came courtesy of Erick Orellana, Jennifer Aniston’s longtime hairstylist.

The Los Angeles Times reported Palin was supposed to donate all of her gift items back to the Silver Spoon Oscar Suite for auction, as well as $1,700 of her own cash, in support of Red Cross efforts in Haiti and Chile.

The entertainment news outlet quoted an unnamed vendor who said that as many as 20 people from the Palin camp swarmed the event.

Nice to know that she is still thinking like a politician, “If i can see it it is mine. If I can put it in my pocket it’s mine. If one of my people can pick it up and carry it out, it’s is mine!”

The Perfessor