Bill Clinton Car Crash In Norwalk, CT

Yeah, you heard that right, The Former President’s motorcade was passing through Norwalk, CT (on its way to a speaking engagement for the former President at Yale University, along the Merritt Parkway), when traffic slowed down, and the rear Secret Service car slowed down faster than the car that tailed it, and was struck. Shortly after that, a second car struck yet another car in the now-stopped motorcade.

All of this was reported by Channel 12 News.

One person commented that “Clinton’s car was rear-ended with such force it knocked the girl off his lap.”

Yeah, everybody’s a comedian.

The Perfessor