Mitt Romney; We Know What You Did Last Quarter

As you all know by now, Mitt Romney unveiled his tax returns the other day, and well, as it turns out he makes more in a single day than most Americans make all year.

He paid some $6 million over the past 2 years
He earned over $43 million in that time
And paid a tax rate of just 13.9% (which is less than that a family that earns about $56k a year pays)

Perhaps the worst part of it all, however is that he justifies making more in one day than the median American family makes in a year, while paying the same tax rate as the guy who scans his shoes at the airport.

Watch how this all plays out via a clip from the Daily Show.

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Mitt the serial Killer

Apparently Stephen Colbert is running for something in Soputh Carolina.

WASHINGTON — Stephen Colbert technically has no chance of winning the GOP primary in South Carolina — but that’s not stopping him from insisting he can.

The Comedy Central host recently transferred control of his super PAC to fellow network host Jon Stewart, so that he is now legally free to explore running for president in his home state of South Carolina.

The move was largely prompted by a survey from Public Policy Polling that showed Colbert has more support than former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman, who is actually running for president.

Last year Stephen Colbert set up a SuperPAC, the other day he he transferred control of it to fellow Comedy Central faux-newsman Jon Stewart, to set up his own run for president in the South Carolina primary. Now that Stewart is “running” the superPAC, it has started peoducing attack ads against Mitt Romney. The first such ad appears below.

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And now…George Lucas

The other night George Lucas was on The Daily Show, here is the clip. it is wicked fun!

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Rick Perry is a lying tool

So Texas Governor, GOP Presidential candidate, and borderline blithering idiot, has cut a new YouTube vid promoting his candidacy, where he touts his Christianity, and slams gays — completely ignoring the fact that Jesus never said word one about homosexuality, but often went off on the rich, and actually espoused the separation of church and state (“Render unto Cesar what is Caesar and render unto God what is God’s”).

Anyway, we want to show you the .30-second clip. Don’t worry, we haven’t gone over to the dark side, but we want top use the video as a set-up to show you what can only be described as a “counter ad” of sorts.

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I got yer war on Christmas, right here

We love Jon Stewart, especially when he is “on” as he is so totally is in this clip about the so-called “War on Christmas

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We got your Pizza right here!

We love Comedy Central, We really love The Daily Show on Comedy Central. We especially love The Daily Show w/Jon Stewart on Comedy Central. Want to know why? here you go.

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