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HP PrankLet’s say you have a (valid) point to make, and you want to make it in such a way that will get everyone’s attention, but not do so in a destructive way or cause you to — you know — get arrested. Well, the first thing is that you need a viable plan, and then it certainly doesn’’t hurt to have a celebrity spokesperson who shares your viewpoint and is willing to lend a hand, or voice.

To Wit:

A number of Greenpeace activists recently went all “Mission Impossible” and not only scaled the walls of the company’s headquarters in Palo Alto but once they reached the roof of the building, they then painted the words “Hazardous Products” in enormous letters on the roof to draw attention to the company’s backpedaling on its pledge to remove toxic chemicals from its products by the end of the year. The message, is obviously a play on the company’s HP logo, was applied using non-toxic children’s finger paint and covered 11,500 sq ft. of the roof.

Still, that wasn’t the entirety of the prank, Hewlett-Packard employees also received automated calls with a recorded message from William Shatner (Television’s Captain Kirk) which said “You promised me a toxic-free computer by 2009,” he said in the recording. “Now my friends at Greenpeace tell me that I’ll have to wait until 2011. What’s up with that?” Read more


Police were soon on the scene but Hewlett-Packard chose not to press charges, an apparent effort to avoid prolonged media attention to the case. Mr Harrell also said that because the activists used finger paint, no damage was done to the building.

The Perfessor

UPDATE from Walt
Here’s the audio, just in case you’re a Shatneraholic:

Love the trees!

Does anyone remember the musical Paint Your Wagon? it was a 1960s musical that became a film (staring Clint Eastwood, of all people). Well, there was a song in that film called Talk to the Trees. Well, after watching this vid — entitled Forest Love — which is part of a very Racy Greenpeace Video Campaign against illegal logging, you’ll think that simply talking to trees is just foreplay.

Now you know why they call them “Tree Huggers” eh?

The Perfessor