And the Gold Medal in birth goes to…

elizabethpobleteSo, if you didn’t read about this, you’re going to be sorry you haven’t, or perhaps sorry you are about to.

You know that feeling when you’re straining so hard, you’re afraid a fart might slip out? That happened to Olympic weightlifter Elizabeth Poblete at practice today. But with a baby!

This is so wrong on so many levels. I mean, seriously, (I understand I’m a guy and all), but I’ve been around pregnant women a time or two, but really how could you not know you are pregnant?

The local press reported that Poblete was ultimately kicked out of the hospital because she couldn’t pay the medical bills—suggesting that poverty and/or lack of health care may have been factors in Poblete’s womb’s sneak attack—though her hospital disputes the claim.

The Perfessor