OK, we’ve all heard the brouhaha resulting over the TSA utilizing full body scanners and “invasive” full body pat-downs, well, it was only a matter of time before this was going to happen…
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
Apparently he’s being held on “Assault with a studly weapon”
Next up is the sort of story that you usually read in one of those supermarket tabloids…
A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia
I guess his tool was on a “Dead Man Switch”
This one is just for fun…
If you are going to walk through a scanner and try to make a point, well, we recommend doing it this way.
Of course, you have to look like her to do this though…
Sure we could make this stuff, but reality is way weirder.