In the Marvel Universe, they killed Captain America, Arrested Spider-Man, Booted Col. Nick Fury and Iron Man from their respective positions of authority and power, and put Master Criminal Norman (The Green Goblin) Osborn in charge.
Here in the real world. we arrest criminals and revere heroes.
Only, not so much…
Superman and Batman took on New York’s Finest last night in an epic Crossroads of the World battle that left the Caped Crusader in cuffs.
Stunned Times Square tourists and office workers watched agog as cops struggled to subdue Clark Kent’s alter ego without kryptonite.
“The Man of Steel didn’t go down with just two officers, it took seven officers!” witness Ryan McCormick said. “He was putting up a good fight. Little kids were like, ‘Mommy, it’s Superman!’ ”
If that wasn’t weird enough, McCormick turned and saw the Dark Knight handcuffed to a chair like a common villain.
The whole world is crazy.