Godzilla is coming

Yes, Virginia, size matters…

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A good clay to die hard

John McClane goes Claymation

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Die even Harder!

With the doom & Gloom (and party atmosphere) of the (totally bogus) Mayan Apocalypse behind us, I suppose the next thing we have to look forward to is watching John McClane save us all once again.

And if that doesn’t get you in the mood for the film, then you’ll want to watch this music video by Guyz Nite (now with a new, fourth verse)

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The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating — 2012 — Trailer HD

I’m not going to post this to my Facebook page, but it is far too funny to not re-post at all, so here it is except for the title, it is SFW.

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The ultimate zombie film!

OK, I’m as big a zombie film fan as the next guy (can’t hardly wait for World War Z), so when I saw this trailer, I couldn’t help but get excited for the possibility of watching what could potentially be a great “B” movie.

It’s no surprise that someone made a movie where Osama Bin Laden comes back as a zombie because, you know, humanity does this kind of thing. It’s also probably not a surprise that it comes from the same distribution team that put out Big Tits Zombie (destined for end-of-year Top Ten lists).

(Via: Film School Rejects)

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TETRIS: The motion Picture

Given all of the films developed from videogames lately, this could very well be more true than you realize…

It can’t get any more dangerous to walk into a movie theater…

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