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Your five year old son IS Spider-Man – for $40.

by Walt

10ZenMonkeys has posted the 10 top worst Spider-Man licensing tie-ins.

Here's my pick from that bunch as by far the most strange.

Your small child can BE Spider-Man in a 26 minute action packed cartoon!!

Your child IS Spider-Man. Now Pay Us.

As long as you don't mind his head never moving. Click the pic for details and a sample of the awful product your child will sure to cherish forever!

Video is $40, two bucks cheaper if you upload your own photo...

but wait, there's more!

Along with the DVD, you get “an educational tutorial on spiders” hosted by …J. Jonah Jameson.
Because who knows Spiders like J.Jonah Jameson?

[via 10ZenMonkeys]

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One Response to “Your five year old son IS Spider-Man – for $40.”

  1. The Perfessor Says:
    May 8th, 2007 at 9:01 pm

    I know that you are going to find this all hard to believe, but I own all of the following items:

    Spidey Toothbrush (1)
    Spidey Band-Aids (3)
    Spidey tie (4)
    Spidey plush — not this one, but a similar item (5)
    Spidey Boxers — not this one, but others (7)

    Oh, and I really want the Spidey Train.

    Yes, Walt, I have no life.

    The Perfessor