10ZenMonkeys has posted the 10 top worst Spider-Man licensing tie-ins.

Here’s my pick from that bunch as by far the most strange.

Your small child can BE Spider-Man in a 26 minute action packed cartoon!!

Your child IS Spider-Man. Now Pay Us.

As long as you don’t mind his head never moving. Click the pic for details and a sample of the awful product your child will sure to cherish forever!

Video is $40, two bucks cheaper if you upload your own photo…

but wait, there’s more!

Along with the DVD, you get “an educational tutorial on spiders” hosted by …J. Jonah Jameson.
Because who knows Spiders like J.Jonah Jameson?

[via 10ZenMonkeys]