You say Black Ice… I say Zombie Attack

by The Perfessor

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So you might have heard about this 50-car pile up in Shelton, CT today, due to “black ice” but considering that the info came from Fox News that has consistently made mistakes in their recent reporting.

Connecticut Pileup

SHELTON, Conn. — Police say at least 50 cars crashed in a chain-reaction collision on a wet Connecticut road that was turning icy, and 46 people reported minor injuries.

Shelton police Detective Sgt. Kevin Ahern says six people were taken to hospitals from the wreck that happened shortly after noon Sunday on state route 110. None of the injuries were life-threatening.

WFSB says the southwestern Connecticut road has been closed for more than five hours so authorities can continue investigating the accident. Police expected it to reopen early Sunday evening.

However, I have it on good authority that the scene looked more like this...

Connecticut Pileup

What? Too soon?

The Perfessor

3 Responses to “You say Black Ice… I say Zombie Attack”

  1. Walt Says:

    The Road... with Zombies...

    I like it!

  2. Toast Says:

    I hear driving in the fog can be just as dangerous.

    http://bit.ly/6QOQRS

  3. The Perfessor Says:

    Yep. It can be absolutely killer!

    Zombie-fog

    Zombies are on the move!

    The Perfessor