Would you like some Suri Poop-on?
by WaltUPDATE: Ebay removed this auction! Say it ain't so! Apparently, no actual poop went into the production of the (now alleged!) bronze poop. Apparently, the sculpture was just a tribute to the baby's first poop, and in no way actually resembed the actual shit produced by the (now alleged!) baby Suri.
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THIS JUST IN! Er, Out!
You may not have seen Suri Cruise,
the infant promotional vehicle for Tom Cruise and Katy Holmes,
but little Suri's poop has been bronzed to show you she's real!
What's more, you can buy it!
The Ebay auction ends soon, so don't delay!
"Suri Cruise's Baby Poop Bronzed " a bronze cast by Artist Daniel Edwards. The sculpture is life size and comes with a small stand and plaque engraved with its title and date. Presentation ceremony with the artists will be held at the gallery on Friday, September 8th from 6:00 to 9:00 pm. Below is further information on the work of art. Please read or bidders notice at the bottom of the auction for all bidding details and Good Luck!
Daniel Edwards
SURI CRUISE’S BRONZED BABY POOP
Show Dates - August 30 -September 9
Reception with the artist: Friday, September 8th 6-9pm
Capla Kesting Fine Art is located at:
121 Roebling St, 7-8 - Brooklyn, NY 11211
phone: 917-650-3760
Bedford Ave L Train at the corner of North 5th and Roebling.
Gallery Hours: Thursday - Saturday from 1:00 to 6:00 pm or by appointment.SURI CRUISE’S BRONZED BABY POOP
Healthy ‘Evidence’ Of Tom And Katie’s Baby Goes On EbayBROOKLYN, NY (August 2006) – Bronzed baby shoes are out, and bronzed baby poop is in, for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes as they celebrate baby’s “first poop”. The commemoration of baby Suri Cruise’s first poop strives to be the evidence of her existence for a public yet to see photos of the superstar couple’s four month old infant. Suri Cruise’s commissioned bronzed baby poop goes on display August 30th at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn’s Williamsburg gallery district and will be offered on eBay.
Suri’s bronzed poop is purportedly cast from the excretion of her first solid meal. “Babies mostly breastfeed for the first four months, so a baby’s first meal of solid food may be a baby’s first meal at the dinner table,” said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art. “A bronzed cast of baby’s first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family.” Suri’s bronzed baby poop will be exhibited under a display case until the ebay auction ends, explains Kesting, but he admits they’ve commissioned artist Daniel Edwards to produce a limited edition plaster replica.
Yes, you read that right. They're having a reception for Suri's first crap.
And yes.
It IS a slow news week.
August 31st, 2006 at 9:11 am
Meanwhile, in a related story, Tom is at home, jumping up and down on his couch (firing people) wondering why he was cut loose from his Paramount contract.
The Perfessor