World Orgasm Day
by Walt Posted on Dec 20, 2007 under Buzz |
What would happen if everyone contributed to the peace and harmony of the planet all with one gesture, all at one time?
Like having an orgasm.
It would be like having a psychic JUMP that would rock the world’s unconscious and change the energy of the world for the good of all.
Aw… who am I kidding, it’s all bullshit. But tomorrow night / early Saturday morning (depending on where you are on the globe) is the solar solstice — Winter Solstice for us in the Northern Hemisphere, and Summer Solstice for those down under — Down under meaning those in Australia have a head start on reaching their orgasms, but I digress…
When is the solstice in your area? Check this handy chart
Here in the United States’ Central Time Zone, the Winter Solstice occurs eight minutes after midnight this Saturday.
According to GlobalOrgasm.org, this will be the second annual “Orgasm For Peace”. Apparently, they’re going to keep trying until they get it right.
I anticipate that as usual, my dog will be the middle third of a threesome in our bed, which means I’ll not be able to concentrate enough to reach orgasm that night. Sorry. No World Peace from my loins anytime soon.
I originally saw this Global Orgasm Day story in the Sydney Morning Herald website who’s author quotes a sex survey done by AdultShop.com and I’ll repeat that here:
- 20 per cent of respondents orgasm with absolute ease, whilst if the right buttons are pushed, then 62 per cent of respondents can do the same.
- 77 per cent of men achieve an orgasm through intercourse, but only for 18 per cent of females do the same.
- Foreplay induces orgasm ‘a lot of the time’ for 32 per cent of females and 30 per cent of males
- 55 per cent of respondents have faked an orgasm, while 32 per cent said they’ve never had to. WA residents appear to fake it the most, followed by Victorians and Tasmanians.
- According to the results, it’s actually more important for our partner to orgasm during sex than us.
- When it comes to reactions to having one, 14 per cent scream, shout, moan and groan and don’t care who hears. And for those who cry…there was less than 1%
- 5 per cent have had an orgasm at the movies. (Other interesting places our respondents have had an orgasm were the office / at work, at their in-laws house and even on public transport.)
- 57 per cent said their best orgasm was with their current partner, followed by an ex with 15 per cent.
- Only 2 per cent said their best was with someone they don’t know.
Apparently, zero percent said their best orgasm was when their dog was trying to wedge her way between her owners while they were trying to help world peace with a well timed orgasm.
I’ll let the world come first. It’s a tantric thing.
