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Tiger by the tail

by The Perfessor

As much as we’d all like to have sympathy for The Devil Tiger Woods with all of the troubles that he's been going through of late, it really is really is a tad diffficult feel sorry for a guy who is Brad Pitt-good looking and had the personal net worth of a Bill Gates. Then throw into that his supermodel wife and the bevy of bodacious babes he’s been banging...

We understand that there are now 10 women who claim to have been Tiger’s mistress. What do you want to bet there are at least seven more, which (plus his wife) would give new meaning to “A round of Golf.”

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Well, I think you see what I mean here.

Anyway, the good folks at Saturday Night Live have decided to weigh in with their (comedic) two cents:

Apparently, Entertainment Weekly didn’t find this sketch nearly as funny as did I (truth be told, I found it way funnier than the Salahi sketch we posted earlier, but — as stated — I drink a lot.

Anyway, since this is the season of forgiving, good will towards all men, peace on Earth, and all that crap, we thought that we’d share with you the Wood’s Holiday Greetings.

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Hey! we just report on what we see & hear, We don’t make this stuff up...OK, perhaps we make it up a little.

Merry whatever!

The Perfessor

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One Response to “Tiger by the tail”

  1. Walt Says:
    December 8th, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    The women have unfortunately sunk to a level lower than that of "mistress". At first we all thought this was a fling, Tiger was working out some of his frustration, or his wife didn't want to... well, that thing... any more... and Tiger had to get some on the side. Well, not so much. Apparently Tiger was down with the party if you know what I mean...

    Apparently, two of the first bunch of women mentioned as having slept with Tiger aren't really current mistresses (though they may have slept with Tiger at some point) but are in reality employees of Tiger, and in the business of wrangling up new beauties for Tiger's selection. Most of those girls haven't come forward, nor may they ever (if they want to keep "working", that is)

    The attention whores who have announced they've done the deed with Tiger are already out there, including the raunchy porn star (by the time I write this, there may be more than one porn star having allegedly slept with Tiger, so confusion will have to reign for now as to whom I'm referencing)

    But there's a different type of girl that are the bulk of the ones that party with the golfer. The "party girls" rounded up are there to hang around Tiger and basically, do more than just act as arm candy. They know they're flown in, shown a good time, and there's no pressure. They know what to do if they want to be rewarded well, and asked back. Apparently, it's a lot like a harem type of setup, with multiple sheiks.

    Deadspin has a lot more details on this.
    http://deadspin.com/5416948/chaos-in-tigerland-a-deadspin-investigation-into-the-sexual-habits-of-pro-athletes

    So, those of you tired of hearing about Tiger losing sponsorships, marketing deals, and the like, you'll have to continue to plug your ears and hide your eyes.

    The list of women may continue to grow.

    Yes, this is getting creepier by the minute.