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Walt said in March 20th, 2006 at 11:53 am

Scraping ice off your windshield with a credit card…

I wondered what you can do with them!

I keep trying to use them the normal way, and the cashiers keep confiscating them and cutting them up with scissors!

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Walt said in March 20th, 2006 at 12:10 pm

Maybe you can ship that snow to the North Pole to help out with the dissapearing sea ice…

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Mike said in March 20th, 2006 at 12:27 pm

so your is breaking up ice with a credit card, does your family know about this? :P

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The Perfessor said in March 20th, 2006 at 1:03 pm

Know about it? Hell! They don’t even know I still have a credit card (which, I suppose they would, if I hadn’t been scraping off the ice and ruined the magnetic stripe, I’d be able to use it to buy stuff), ah well.

The Perfessor

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Alison Kent said in March 20th, 2006 at 1:48 pm

I’m sending all three of you back for a course in ENGLISH 101!

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Mike said in March 20th, 2006 at 2:36 pm

yeah that ‘is’ was from a previous wording that i was playing with.

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Mike said in March 20th, 2006 at 2:40 pm

but i still refuse to capitialize my wordage on the internet, (with the exception of emphisys) and punctuation at the end of the paragraph is totally optional (with the exception on the necessity of ellipsis)
:P

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Alison Kent said in March 20th, 2006 at 3:40 pm

I’m talking about the spelling errors that ABOUND around this place!

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The Perfessor said in March 20th, 2006 at 4:35 pm

Typos? Moi! I’m, I’m…what’s the word? Speechless? (Typeless?) Whatever are you saying Ms. Kent? Perhaps those other two, but not me (at least; not in this post).

The Perfessor

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Alison Kent said in March 20th, 2006 at 6:13 pm

Actually, this time your spelling is in the clear. I was referring to:

dissapearing aka disappearing

your aka you’re

capitialize aka capitalize

emphisys aka emphasis

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The Perfessor said in March 21st, 2006 at 5:55 am

Not for nothing, but I’ve taken to typing my comments into the Reply window, then copying them, and pasting time into word for a quick spell-check, then copying and re-pasting them back in the window. That tends to eliminate mostly everything but correctly spelled wrong words.

A word of advice from…

The Perfessor

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Shannon said in March 21st, 2006 at 8:25 am

We don’t have any snow up here, but it’s freakin’ cold for spring. Of course, when we do have snow, I clear the ice off the windshield the proper way…start the truck a half hour early and let the defroster melt it away. *g*

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The Perfessor said in March 21st, 2006 at 10:56 am

“start the truck a half hour early and let the defroster melt it away.â€

Yeah, I used to do that too, until the price of gas rocketed past $2.00 a gallon (and is now fast approaching $3.00). These days, my way is cheaper.

The Perfessor