Posts Tagged ‘The Daily Show’

Have you ChatRoulette yet?

Friday, March 5th, 2010

If you haven't then perhaps you should simply stay way, stay far, far away. Never heard of ChatRoulette? Don't worry, you don't really want to know, but since you are obviously still reading this post, let's talk about this for a bit. From the little I know about it is that ChatRoulette is a new website that brings users (with computers and webcams) face-to-face, via with an endless stream of random strangers all over the world. The "Roulette" pare come s in that when you are bored (or freaked out) by your chat buddy, you simply hit "F9" and spin to a new partner.

Well, all the news electronic news media is reporting on this (because, as we all know, there is no war going on in either Afghanistan or Iraq, and they have to fill 24/7 air time with something).

Anyway, our pal Jon Stewart did a segment on it last night:

Tonight, Jon Stewart finally—and hilariously—jumped on the Chatroulette bandwagon. Stewart mocked the media's obsession with the Internet's newest fad, before trying it out himself—and running into Diane Sawyer, Keith Olbermann, Katie Couric, Brian Williams and more. Here are screengrabs of all his best encounters (they were real). [CLICK HERE] to see full video of the epic segment

You, friends, just need to look below.


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Not for nothing, but one of those guys did look a lot like Walt (I was wondering why he didn't have time to post any more).

The Perfessor

Jim Bunning Is Just a Dick

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

As a follow-up to to yesterday's post about Jim Bunning we present the following:


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Like I said, an Ass-Hat.

The Perfessor

No, you DON’T deserve an extension on your unemployment benefits…

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

...Jim Bunning says so.

No really, United States Senator Jim Bunning, (R) Kentucky is delaying a deal in Congress to extend unemployment benefits. Some states will be hit harder than others if Congress doesn't act to reinstate benefits that Brunning doesn't want you to have.


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As long as Jim Bunning delays a deal in Congress to extend unemployment benefits, states around the country will see unemployed Americans start to lose those benefits.

But seven states will be hit harder than any others: Florida, New York, Texas, Illinois, Michigan, Ohio, and Georgia.

All of them will see an average 10,000 or more workers each week lose their benefits this month if Senator Bunning continues to hold up legislation, according to the National Employment Law Project (NELP), a New York-based advocacy group for employment rights of lower-wage workers.

Some folks have to work extra hard at being ass-hats, Jim Bunning isnt one of them. To him it seems to come natural.

The Perfessor

Let’s give ‘em something to shoot about

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Let's be real, these days the only exercise I get is jumping to conclusions, running off at the mouth, and stroking my own ego (stop it Walt). My idea of a true Iron Man competition is 10 oz. curls, 1 oz. shots, and jalapeno nachos so any form of movement that smacks of exercise in cold weather is strictly verboten to this mother's son.

Seriously we spent the first several days of these winter games debating where these sports even came from in the first place. This is why John Hodgemen's version of the Winter Olympics was quite entertaining.


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Somebody pass the hooch and find me my guns! I need to get all liquored up and shoot sumptin'!

The Perfessor

Let the Health Care debate NOT begin

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

As I've said on a number of occasions, I can't help but to feel that if a universally acknowledged plan that was accepted by everyone to solve the Heath Care issue in this country was proposed by a Democrat the Republican Party would unilaterally shoot it down. Needless to say I feel that the reverse is also true that is the exact same plan were proposed, but by a Republican, the Democrats would poke holes in it.

Well, take a look at what the Republicans are currently doing (as filtered through the camera lens of The Daily Show, and Jon Stewart's satiric wit.


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Yet somehow, this is being spun (by Republican leadership) and believed (by the party rank and file), as somehow being the Democrats' fault.

Seriously, I totally want these bums to shut up, stop posturing, and just effin lead!

The Perfessor

Your moment of Zen

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010


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Perhaps not, Glen, but you'd have to be seriously screwed up to watch your show...

The Perfessor

There’s a point in here somewhere

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

No, no, I'm not talking about the Jon Stewart smack-down of the right-wing(nut) demagogue talking heads (including former Dark Lord...er VP Dick Chaney Glen Beck) along with their cronies who addressed the CPAC convention in DC. OK, OK, I'm sure that they are all not nutjobs, and that some of them believe the nonsense they spout, but I can't imagine that any of the speakers at this "Woodstock for Conservatives" actually do.


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As if by way of proof, there is this bit of oddity that Glen Beck is selling (the first half of this vid).


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Seriously? "Progressivism" is the source of our problems? "Liberals" are the enemy? Who are these guys? Scrooge McDuck? Ebenezer Scrooge?

Interestingly enough, Progressivism is described as:

...a political movement that represents the interests of ordinary people in their roles as taxpayers, consumers, employees, citizens, and parents. To coin a phrase, progressivism champions government "of the people, by the people, for the people."Given this mission, one might expect all democracies to be made up predominantly of one or another Progressive parties. Unfortunately, this isn't the case.

And if retrograde thinkers like Glen Beck have their way they won't

As for Liberals being the enemy, I refer you all to comments made by Matt Santos (Jimmy Smits, who was elected President of the US during the final season of The West Wing). Here is an exchange between him and Arnold Vinick (Republican candidate for President, during that same show), that took place during a "televised" debate between the two candidates.

Santos: It's true. Republicans have tried to turn liberal into a bad word. Well, liberals ended slavery in this country.
Vinick: A Republican President ended slavery.
Santos: Yes, a liberal Republican; what happened to them, Senator? They got run out of your party! What did liberals do that was so offensive to the Republican Party? I'll tell you what they did. Liberals got women the right to vote. Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote. Liberals created Social Security and lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty. Liberals ended segregation. Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act. Liberals created Medicare. Liberals passed the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act. What did Conservatives do? They opposed them on every one of those things, every one. So when you try to hurl that label at my feet, 'Liberal,' as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, it won't work, Senator, because I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor.

Personally, I don't consider myself to be a liberal. I'm a conservative. I was when I originally declared as a Republican, and I still was nearly 30 years later when I left to join the Democrat party. I didn't change, the party did.

I sincerely believe that we are basically a nation of centrists, but that there is so much dissension between the extremes ends of the political spectrum that if a Democrat were to develop the ideally-perfect plan to end all of the problems in the US, that (even if absolutely everyone agreed that it was the ideal solution), the Republicans would block it from passing.

Conversely, if a Republican were to propose that exact same ideally-perfect plan, that (again, even if absolutely everyone agreed that it was the ideal solution), the Democrats would block it from passing. I feel that what passes for governing in this country is really about blocking any idea that isn't "ours," because somehow it is perceived that doing nothing is better than allowing "the other guy" to get credit for doing the right thing.

Mores the pity

The Perfessor

Say “Hey” Willie Mays!

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

In 1972 Baseball Legend Willie Mays joined the NY Mets. I still have a button issued by the Daily News with Willie's picture on it and the word's "Say Hey" since that time I have always greeted folks by saying "Hey!", just as Willie exhorted us to do. Last night he was on the Daily Show.

No, there's no joke here, but it was really fun to watch.


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Snowmageddon starts here!

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

This just in! The East Coast is buried in snow for the first (or second) time since winter last year! Al Gore is obviously wrong about Global Warming.

(Oh yeah, it is also starting to get dark, so that means someone extinguished the sun also, right?)


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Don't ya just love the media's need to scare the crap out of us on a 214-hour news cycle, just to get us to watch their show?

The Perfessor

The Rebuttal is the thing

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

So, last week on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart slapped around Keith Olbermann for comments Olbermann made regarding Scott Brown’s run at the Senate seat formerly held by Ted Kennedy. Olbermann took exception to getting slapped around by Stewart, and had this to say.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Yep, it’s all in the rebuttal.

The Perfessor

Late Night Fun from the Daily Show

Monday, January 18th, 2010

So, you might have heard, Sarah Palin is now a commentator on Fox News. Ya gotta wonder how that’s gonna turn out (and will she quit halfway through her contact).


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Still, all of the news these days isn’t goofy silliness, there was this thing that happened in Haiti:


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Until Dick Cavett comes back on the air, I’ll stick with Jon Stewart.

The Perfessor

How to stage an interview with an Icon

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

You just have to love how these guys poke fun at themselves (and us).


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Thank you and good night.

The Perfessor

More Daily Show fun stuff!

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

You know, given today’s climate, if I constructed a building that towered half a mile in the sky, the way I would announce its opening to the world would be to strap a sh#t-load of explosives to it and then light them off!


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I know that Jon has had Presidential candidates, and A-List actors on his show, but, seriously, who’s cooler than George Lucas?


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The Daily Show is Back!

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Truthfully, I was going to come up with some snappy, snarky headline, for this post, but, really, I was so happy with the return of Jon Stewart and his crew, that I just want to get to the fun stuff...


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Welcome back, Jon, we’ve missed you.

The Perfessor

The World of Warmcraft, Daily Show Style!

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

Ok, this was from a couple of days ago, but it war repeated this morning, and I thought I’d share it with you. As you recall. world leaders met in Copenhagen about climate change but rode to the summit in soem 1,200 limos, imported from as far away as Germany, and Sean Hannity denies that global warming exists because it snowed in Houston. Check this out.


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Enjoy.

The Perfessor