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Just in time to (potentially ) ruin the most important holiday in Ireland, there is a severe shamrock shortage which could seriously impact on the “wearing of the green," according to leading botanist Dr. Declan Doogue of the Royal Irish Academy.

The shamrock was “hit hard” by the severe winter weather and “won’t be easily found” this week, said Doogue, who also stated the national plant was under threat because of modern farming methods.

In its place, bogus shamrock plants are being used, he said, stating that he hoped the shamrock that President Obama would receive from Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen would be the real thing.

Now all we have to do now is eat green bagels and drink green beer.

The O'Perfessor

Some things simply defy explanation...

How ever did that river turn green?

Oh, I see

And then there's this:

"These are not the stormtroopers you are looking for."

Happy St. Paddy's day.

The Perfessor

It plays out exactly as you'd expect, only without the two faced mayor instead of the policeman at the end.

Very Fun, and Happy St. Patrick's Day!

For a little bit of St. Patrick's Day fun, here's the members of League Of S.T.E.A.M. attempting to use their Ghostbuster like skills in attempting to catch a leprechaun. Slapstick humor ensues.

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Sorry folks, I was otherwise preoccupied earlier, but don't let that stop you from drinking up!

The Perfessor