Bawdy Coming Of (teen)Age movie ‘The To Do List’

In the same teen summer sex farce movies such as (I can’t believe I’m typing this) “Porky’s” and “American Pie”
comes this instantly charming and fairly bawdy summer movie “The To Do List” starring… well, who cares?
I mean, do you really think anybody is interested in acting in these movies?

The difference with this movie is this time the nerdy virgin is a girl! OMG! Totes amazing switch!

Why am I posting this, if it’s just another movie? Simple. Against my better judgement, it made me laugh.

Two words: Corny Works. The premise of any teen sex farce is the promise of, well, you know, teen sex. What you end up getting is a lot of implied sex, but little of anything besides bawdy humor, usually at the expense of the show’s virgin(s) or characters playing the adults/parents who are never cool with anything because when they grew up, they simply bypassed that whole awkward puberty thing.

NSFW Red band trailer follows, so hide the eyes and ears for scenes of teenage sex talk.

There ought to be a Bingo card game with all the standard teen sex farce cliches where you can click them off as you see them. When you call out “Bingo!” in the theatre, some shapely long haired blonde comes over to give you a blowjob as a reward, only to discover the long haired blonde is actually a dude!! Yeah, something like that.

An exciting way of paying your bills

This qualifies as Not Safe For Work, although it’s more a strong PG-13 than R rated…

And it falls into the bawdy category of juvenile male humor.

However, since I laughed, I figured you might want to judge for yourself.

You’ve been warned.

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Captain America trailer, now with NSFW music

Sometimes the best parodies are the simple ones.

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It’s that “F#$K YOU!” song video

For the five of you out there that hasn’t seen this make the viral rounds, here’s Cee-Lo’s “Fuck You” song with a music video that will have you tapping your toes and cussing up a storm at the same time.

Cee-Lo Green, the vocal part of Gnarls Barkley, is brilliant here. In short, this is snappy NSFW ear-worm that will have you singing “Fuck You” all day long. Like I said, brilliant! The pop-up styled text we’ve gotten used to on TV commercials that have sold such things as Ford Trucks to people watching in crowded sports bars (where the white text on the colored background expands in size and begins to fill the screen) is a bit overdone in some circumstances, but for the purposes of emphasizing this particular pop song’s point of, well, saying “Fuck You” to the man who stole his girl… it just works.

Sound req’d for this NSFW song after the break
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