Posts Tagged ‘Jon Stewart’

It’s official, the SEC Sux!

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Yep, that's what Jon Stewart said at the top of his show where he introduced Harry Markopolos on his March 8th show. Markopolos is the fellow who (back in 2000) blew the whistle on Bernie Madoff.

The man who spent nearly a decade trying to blow the whistle on what appears to be the largest Ponzi scheme in history has achieved a kind of hero status within the investment world. He is poised to reap both fame and fortune from a disaster that has cost the investors of Bernard L. Madoff as much as $50 billion.

Now Markopolos is telling his story in his book, No One Would Listen: A True Financial Thriller.

The Perfessor

Have you ChatRoulette yet?

Friday, March 5th, 2010

If you haven't then perhaps you should simply stay way, stay far, far away. Never heard of ChatRoulette? Don't worry, you don't really want to know, but since you are obviously still reading this post, let's talk about this for a bit. From the little I know about it is that ChatRoulette is a new website that brings users (with computers and webcams) face-to-face, via with an endless stream of random strangers all over the world. The "Roulette" pare come s in that when you are bored (or freaked out) by your chat buddy, you simply hit "F9" and spin to a new partner.

Well, all the news electronic news media is reporting on this (because, as we all know, there is no war going on in either Afghanistan or Iraq, and they have to fill 24/7 air time with something).

Anyway, our pal Jon Stewart did a segment on it last night:

Tonight, Jon Stewart finally—and hilariously—jumped on the Chatroulette bandwagon. Stewart mocked the media's obsession with the Internet's newest fad, before trying it out himself—and running into Diane Sawyer, Keith Olbermann, Katie Couric, Brian Williams and more. Here are screengrabs of all his best encounters (they were real). [CLICK HERE] to see full video of the epic segment

You, friends, just need to look below.


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Not for nothing, but one of those guys did look a lot like Walt (I was wondering why he didn't have time to post any more).

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No, you DON’T deserve an extension on your unemployment benefits…

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

...Jim Bunning says so.

No really, United States Senator Jim Bunning, (R) Kentucky is delaying a deal in Congress to extend unemployment benefits. Some states will be hit harder than others if Congress doesn't act to reinstate benefits that Brunning doesn't want you to have.


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As long as Jim Bunning delays a deal in Congress to extend unemployment benefits, states around the country will see unemployed Americans start to lose those benefits.

But seven states will be hit harder than any others: Florida, New York, Texas, Illinois, Michigan, Ohio, and Georgia.

All of them will see an average 10,000 or more workers each week lose their benefits this month if Senator Bunning continues to hold up legislation, according to the National Employment Law Project (NELP), a New York-based advocacy group for employment rights of lower-wage workers.

Some folks have to work extra hard at being ass-hats, Jim Bunning isnt one of them. To him it seems to come natural.

The Perfessor

Let the Health Care debate NOT begin

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

As I've said on a number of occasions, I can't help but to feel that if a universally acknowledged plan that was accepted by everyone to solve the Heath Care issue in this country was proposed by a Democrat the Republican Party would unilaterally shoot it down. Needless to say I feel that the reverse is also true that is the exact same plan were proposed, but by a Republican, the Democrats would poke holes in it.

Well, take a look at what the Republicans are currently doing (as filtered through the camera lens of The Daily Show, and Jon Stewart's satiric wit.


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Yet somehow, this is being spun (by Republican leadership) and believed (by the party rank and file), as somehow being the Democrats' fault.

Seriously, I totally want these bums to shut up, stop posturing, and just effin lead!

The Perfessor

There’s a point in here somewhere

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

No, no, I'm not talking about the Jon Stewart smack-down of the right-wing(nut) demagogue talking heads (including former Dark Lord...er VP Dick Chaney Glen Beck) along with their cronies who addressed the CPAC convention in DC. OK, OK, I'm sure that they are all not nutjobs, and that some of them believe the nonsense they spout, but I can't imagine that any of the speakers at this "Woodstock for Conservatives" actually do.


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As if by way of proof, there is this bit of oddity that Glen Beck is selling (the first half of this vid).


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Seriously? "Progressivism" is the source of our problems? "Liberals" are the enemy? Who are these guys? Scrooge McDuck? Ebenezer Scrooge?

Interestingly enough, Progressivism is described as:

...a political movement that represents the interests of ordinary people in their roles as taxpayers, consumers, employees, citizens, and parents. To coin a phrase, progressivism champions government "of the people, by the people, for the people."Given this mission, one might expect all democracies to be made up predominantly of one or another Progressive parties. Unfortunately, this isn't the case.

And if retrograde thinkers like Glen Beck have their way they won't

As for Liberals being the enemy, I refer you all to comments made by Matt Santos (Jimmy Smits, who was elected President of the US during the final season of The West Wing). Here is an exchange between him and Arnold Vinick (Republican candidate for President, during that same show), that took place during a "televised" debate between the two candidates.

Santos: It's true. Republicans have tried to turn liberal into a bad word. Well, liberals ended slavery in this country.
Vinick: A Republican President ended slavery.
Santos: Yes, a liberal Republican; what happened to them, Senator? They got run out of your party! What did liberals do that was so offensive to the Republican Party? I'll tell you what they did. Liberals got women the right to vote. Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote. Liberals created Social Security and lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty. Liberals ended segregation. Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act. Liberals created Medicare. Liberals passed the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act. What did Conservatives do? They opposed them on every one of those things, every one. So when you try to hurl that label at my feet, 'Liberal,' as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, it won't work, Senator, because I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor.

Personally, I don't consider myself to be a liberal. I'm a conservative. I was when I originally declared as a Republican, and I still was nearly 30 years later when I left to join the Democrat party. I didn't change, the party did.

I sincerely believe that we are basically a nation of centrists, but that there is so much dissension between the extremes ends of the political spectrum that if a Democrat were to develop the ideally-perfect plan to end all of the problems in the US, that (even if absolutely everyone agreed that it was the ideal solution), the Republicans would block it from passing.

Conversely, if a Republican were to propose that exact same ideally-perfect plan, that (again, even if absolutely everyone agreed that it was the ideal solution), the Democrats would block it from passing. I feel that what passes for governing in this country is really about blocking any idea that isn't "ours," because somehow it is perceived that doing nothing is better than allowing "the other guy" to get credit for doing the right thing.

Mores the pity

The Perfessor

Say “Hey” Willie Mays!

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

In 1972 Baseball Legend Willie Mays joined the NY Mets. I still have a button issued by the Daily News with Willie's picture on it and the word's "Say Hey" since that time I have always greeted folks by saying "Hey!", just as Willie exhorted us to do. Last night he was on the Daily Show.

No, there's no joke here, but it was really fun to watch.


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Snowmageddon starts here!

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

This just in! The East Coast is buried in snow for the first (or second) time since winter last year! Al Gore is obviously wrong about Global Warming.

(Oh yeah, it is also starting to get dark, so that means someone extinguished the sun also, right?)


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Don't ya just love the media's need to scare the crap out of us on a 214-hour news cycle, just to get us to watch their show?

The Perfessor

Jon Stewart vs. the Governatrix

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

As can be expected, Our pal Jon took the Govenatrix to task for her "hand job" antics:


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Go get 'em good buddy!

The Perfessor

Stewart vs O’Reilly part the third

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Yesterday, we gave you the first two parts of this interview, here is part three.

Here is what I find interesting about this interview:

1) That O'Reilly (a newsman?) feels that the opinion of a comedian (and fake newsman) is somehow relevant.
2) That Stewart managed to elicit a laugh from a member of the crew.
3) Do you notice that O'Reilly seems more interested in asking questions than in actually getting answers.

Still, in a throw down between these two men, I'm still on Jon's side. He informs me and makes me laugh; O'Reilly just frightens me. (If you want to see the entire interview you can do that too.)

The Perfessor

“Stoner” Stewart vs. “Papa Bear” O’Reilly

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Yep, Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart went on Fox News’ The O’Reilly Factor as the pundit and comedian squared off as they talked about how each person’s show handles the news and the Obama Presidency. They are (apparently) slated to have another go-round today, (which I’m sure we’ll cover), but in the mean time, Here’s what went down yesterday.

First up was the way each of them treat the President.

Part two has O’Reilly comparing the slant of both of their shows.

What I always feel is not just funny, but friggin’ hilarious is that — for some reason — newscasters (especially from the right) seem to want to compare themselves with Stewart (note O’Reilly‘s insistence that Fox is considered trustworthy but astounded that Stewart has any sort of influence over his own audience), all the while seeming to forget that Stewart is a not a newscaster, but a comedian. (Something that Stewart always likes to remind people that he is a fake newscaster.)

Sure he is going to have influence, just as George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, and hundreds of other politically-skewed comedians have over their audience. Hey, ever see an actor or a rock star endorse their pet cause du jour or want you to get all worked up over whatever it is that has captured their ADD-fueled attention span.

Yeah, I watch Stewart (and Colbert) over “real” news, but I not only know the difference, but I prefer the slightly askew view of current events of these twin shows over the doom-and-gloom of “actual” news.

So there.

The Perfessor

Takin’ names and kickin’ tail

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

Yeah, ya gotta just love it when the Prez bitch-slaps the GOP:


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Man, do I love this guy!

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…And he gets paid for saying S#!t like that!

Friday, January 29th, 2010

So President Obama spoke the other night and we all sat and watched his first State of the Union Address (except Walt), and for some of us, we remembered why we liked him (Obama, not Walt) in the first place. Still the most fun you get out of political events like this is not so much watching the event itself,but the political pundits yack it up after that is a sort of a post-modern, politically-charged version of Can you top that?

My personal favorite is Jon Stewart’s take on Chris Matthews particular brand of buffoonery, when Stewart refers to Matthews as being “...one Scotch Away From Being Ron Burgundy”, when Matthews makes one of the more patently retarded comments in the history of TV punditry when Matthews stated that Barack Obama’s speech made Matthews forget the President was Black.

Seriously, what an ass!

The Perfessor

The Rebuttal is the thing

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

So, last week on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart slapped around Keith Olbermann for comments Olbermann made regarding Scott Brown’s run at the Senate seat formerly held by Ted Kennedy. Olbermann took exception to getting slapped around by Stewart, and had this to say.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Yep, it’s all in the rebuttal.

The Perfessor

Late Night Fun from the Daily Show

Monday, January 18th, 2010

So, you might have heard, Sarah Palin is now a commentator on Fox News. Ya gotta wonder how that’s gonna turn out (and will she quit halfway through her contact).


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Still, all of the news these days isn’t goofy silliness, there was this thing that happened in Haiti:


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Until Dick Cavett comes back on the air, I’ll stick with Jon Stewart.

The Perfessor

When is it torture

Friday, January 15th, 2010

As many of you all might remember, the previous administration (apparently) wanted to smack international prisoners around in order to get answers only these little documents (called the US Constitution and the Geneva Convention), not to mention public opinion, tended to frown on it, so then President George W. Bush asked his lawyers to essentially figure out a way around it, so they got to the task of how much we could actually slap someone around before we got into trouble for doing it.

Well, the other day, Daily Show host Jon Stewart interviewed former Justice Department official John Yoo on his program about this very topic, and stated that the interview itself was “pretty unsatisfying.”

Yoo, a tenured law professor at the University of California at Berkeley's Boalt Hall, wrote legal memos for the Justice Department approving harsh interrogations of terrorism suspects. Yoo told Stewart it was his duty to answer the administration’s questions about executive power, and confessed he had never met President George W. Bush, Main Justice reports.

Yoo said the White House’s questions weren’t “something that anybody wants to go out and answer” but the country had been attacked and there were fears of another strike. “There’s a huge demand to get this kind of intelligence from the top leaders of al-Qaida,” he told Stewart.


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A short article in the ABA Journal talks about Yoo’s appearance on The Daily Show. What is really interesting, is the reader comments that follow the article.

The Perfessor