Cuppacafe

Hey, this time I didn’t say that so much as I’m quoting another reviewer who said that. Yep, that’s right, Meyer is the subject of a quickie comicbook biography from Blue Waters Comics. Meyer’s bio appears as part of an ongoing series of celebrity female bios Female Force. Other featured women include Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, Michelle Obama, and Caroline Kennedy.

Well, according to the reviewer over at Comic Alliance, the Meyer bio is, well, nothing short of atrocious. Why, you may ask, well, according to the reviewer:

When you're doing a biography of Stephenie Meyer, you're going to run into a problem right off the bat, namely the fact that Stephanie Meyer is really f--king boring.

Yeah, this is apparently so true.

Really, we're not even trying to dis Meyer here, but the fact of the matter is that she just hasn't done a whole lot. She never sailed down the Mississippi like Mark Twain, she never married a complete lunatic like F. Scott Fitzgerald did, heck, she never even did a ton of coke and got run over by a van like Stephen King. We can sum up her entire life in twenty words. Watch:

"Stephenie Meyer grew up in the Southwest, got married, had kids, wrote some books about vampires and got rich. Batman."

We threw "Batman" in there to make it more exciting.

The review goes on, but, well, you can read it for yourself.

Me? I’m going to read anything else and hope that in her next film she doesn’t deconstruct Zombies as well.

The Perfessor

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