Well, we know that Twilight: Breaking Wind…er Dawn is going to be opening up soon, but there is still no excuse for this behavior…
On Monday evening, an unidentified woman allegedly walked into a Denver convenience store, groped a male customer and bit him on the neck, then allegedly bit the clerk on the neck after asking for a hug. Police consider her armed to the teeth … with teeth!
Yeah, that’s what we said:
Video and the rest of the story after the Jump
Unlike the 500-year-old Vampire Teen of Texas, Madam GropeyFangs hasn’t publicly announced herself as a vampire. (She also wears clothes.) But she probably is one, so Denver police are referring to her as the “vampire bandit” until they spot her and her big beverage (Blood in a Can) and capture her.
Seriously, we need to do something about these 40-year-old Twilight fans