New Drinks from Starbucks!

OK kids, it seems that the new super-secret drinks from the gateway to Hell Starbucks that we spoke about a week or so back, have finally made it to a consumer audience that didn’t know what they were missing:

Today Starbucks is introducing yet another beverage to their liquid arsenal. Though frozen and blended, the new Vivanno isn’t another tired variation on the -ccino theme. Nope, this is Starbucks’ answer to Jamba Juice: A protein-packed smoothie.

(via Slashfood)

So, here’s the scoop on what these new drinks are going to be like:

One whole - real! - banana (seriously! it will be peeled and pulsed before your very eyes!)

Whey protein (16 grams) and fiber powder (5 grams)

Choice of milk (default is 2%)

Ice

Secret Starbucks-Proprietary Orange-Mango Naked Juice

Portion controlled (default is Grande, and always has less than 270 calories)

Mmmm, I may even have to try these out myself.

The Perfessor