Love Links

Posted by Walt Published in Cuppabits

On this day of love, manufactured by some chocolate dealing card maker, I thought I’d toss a few links your way — with love

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Things That Go BZZ! In The Night
After fighting it out in court, Texas has given in and will allow the sale of sex toys to be sold… as get this… sex toys! [Chron]

Ever since the Eveready Bunny got involved in the sex business, Texas has been first in protecting its citizens from the dangers of unprotected buzzing! Sex toy sellers have been able to sell most toys under the guise of “educational displays” … so as to… uh… teach contraception… yeah, that’s the ticket. Now me, I don’t know all the Ins and Outs of sex toys that go in and out, but having a government prevent the sale of sex toys is an affront to all things holey…

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Mystery Date
You’re a guy, and you have found it hard to get dates. What to do?
Why not go to the local jail and ask to bail out poor female victims of justice?
Then take them home with you.
Talk about an appreciative woman!

Man Accused Of Posting Bond For Women In Exchange For Sex

How does this guy manage to find women in jail you ask?
Go here (http://www.stopcrime.org/suspectsearch.asp)
and tell the search tool you’re looking for a female, 25 years old +/- 5 years, and see the pictures that pop up.

Is there anything the Internets can’t do?

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NOT YOURS!

“I was in bed laying with my girl (and) I heard something rumbling underneath my bed. I thought it was my dog.”

What Jeremy Lynn heard was not a dog, but from a peeping tom who had broken in hoping to see his girlfriend naked.

“(When) I looked underneath there, I saw these eyes staring back at me. I was like ‘what the crap! This ain’t normal,’” said Lynn.

WHEN PEEPING TOMS CLIMB IN THE ROOM TO GET A BETTER LOOK —

AND THEN GET THE CRAP BEATEN OUT OF THEM BY THE BOYFRIEND AFTER THEY’RE DISCOVERED –

FILM AT 11! [Fox News, North Carolina]

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HELLO, ROCK 105? CAN YOU PLAY, “I’M JUST NOT THAT INTO HIM?”

Radio station gives away your final Valentine’s Day gift:

A divorce

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Here at Cuppacafe Central, the mail yesterday had the annual gift:

A very large oversized (12in. x 12in) magazine HARLEQUIN ROMANCE REPORT 2008

that you can see presented at Harlequinromancereport.com.

Seemingly half of it is about confessions, lies and what can break up a relationship. All those marketing dollars, and not a lick of marketing.

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Perhaps nobody is really out there looking for love