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So, I was watching the Tee Vee the other night and, well, “When I’m watchin’ my TV,
And that man comes on to tell me,
How broke I can be,
But he can’t be a man ‘cause he doesn’t drink,
The same kinda beer as me.
I can’t get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that’s what I say…”

“I can’t get no, satisfaction.
I can’t get no, girl reaction.
‘Cause I try, and I try, and I try, and I try,
I can’t get no, I can’t get no…”

With apologies and stuff to Keith Richards and Mick Jagger.

Ghod, I so totally love the Intertubes!

The Perfessor