I’ve heard of “Bats in the belfry” but still…

At first I thought that this story could be a sneaky prelude to the new Batman flick, but then again, after reading it, I don’t honestly think so.

Abbie Hawkins, a British hotel worker who thought she had silenced her phone, which she apparently carries around in her bra. We’ve seen other women do this, so we’re not shocked by the practice.

But imagine Hawkins’ shock when the twitching item in her undergarment turned out not to be her cell phone, but instead a live bat. Yes, a bat. With wings. (And fangs?) Perhaps it was receiving a text message from a Transylvanian baron?

(via Switched)

So, while I’ve heard of peek-a-boo bras, I can’t help but to think that if this woman could walk around all day with a bat in her bra, what else could she be hiding in there (or, ~ahem~ elsewhere in her clothing) without realizing it.

The Perfessor