Holy Jumping Feces-Throwing Monkeys Batman, Someone Stole my Bathroom!
by The PerfessorI came home the other day and found that one of my bathrooms was missing. Truth to tell, it wasn’t so much missing as it was in pieces and out in my front yard.
OK, OK, it wasn’t missing, it is being remodeled, which is OK and all, except for the fact that I’ve been chasing the contractor (who seems competent and all) for a week or so now (every time I call him it is two or three days before he calls me back). So now that he is FINALLY on the job, I’m running out of calendar (I need the job completed before Passover when I’m going to have a house full of people for two nights while we have a Seder).
So, now he has started the job, well, the tub is back but the toilet is missing and there is no water flowing in that bathroom — and let me tell you how much fun it is now that there are six of us (the four of us, and my snow-bird In-Laws who have come back from Florida for the holidays — using one bathroom for a week.
Yeah, we’re living the life or Reilly here.
The Perfessor
March 26th, 2006 at 11:15 am
wait, passover, The Perfessor isn't christian.... HE MUST BE A TERRORIST!!!!!
sorry, i've been in a poliically minded mood sine the local senate district primary. damn neo-conservatives.
oh wait that's judaism isn't, screw the terrorism thing give me money :P
March 26th, 2006 at 11:57 am
Not that I’m at a loss for words, but I’m going to let my man respond for me, Mini Perf, the floor is all yours...
The Perfessor
March 26th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
So, wait if The Perfessor isn’t a Christian then he has been lying to me all my life! So what else are you lying about? HA! So being a liar could make you a terrorist? Aren’t all politicians liars? So that means our whole life is corrupt and we are all being lied to.
It all started when Adam was lied to by Eve in that garden. So after all this what does that make me. O yeah a lawyer... or Jewish. But then aren’t all liars, liars within themselves? OK now I am bumfuzzled.
The Mini Perfessor
March 26th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
First off, I’m not entirely certain what the boy was talking about back there ether.
Needless to say, for the record, I’m not Jewish, I’m Roman Catholic, but the wifie and kids are Jewish.
As for the terrorist crack, none of that was ever proven (helps to have low friends in high places). You just remember that for the future boy-o.
The Perfessor
March 26th, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Mike and I were told Saturday that the Republicans think that anyone who is located south of the United States Border is a terrorist.
As for the Seder... now, that just SOUNDS downright foreign. I wonder if that violates our Patriot Act...
As for the above article... well, we all have our own version of "The Money Pit" now, don't we?
March 26th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
Technically, for this to qualify as Brad’s more expensive big brother (a “Money Pitâ€), I’d have to actually HAVE money to throw at it, rather than simply running up a line of credit, wouldn’t I?
The Perfessor
April 22nd, 2006 at 11:56 am
[...] A couple of weeks back I shared about how I was having one of my bathrooms remodeled. Well, it is finally done. Actually, it was done several days ago (in time for Pesach, and the wife got to show off the new digs to everyone in her family that showed up. [...]