Dynamo’s REAL Birth Certificate!

by Walt

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OMG!

One of the T.H.U.N.D.E.R. AGENTS was secretly born in Africa, according to this leaked birth certificate!

Dynamo's loyalty may be in question!

Not Born In The USA

Not Born In The USA

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5 Responses to “Dynamo’s REAL Birth Certificate!”

  1. The Perfessor Says:

    If that wasn’t bad enough, new evidence has brought this shocking bit of war crime history to light, from Desert Storm! The horror! The horror!

    The Perfessor

  2. The Perfessor Says:

    You know, I just thought of something, weren't the first dozen or so Presidents of the U.S. born on foreign soil?

    Just a though.

    The Perfessor

  3. Mike Says:

    The framers thought of that Perf.

    I wonder if anyone under consideration has been disqualified for living outside the country, 14 years is a long time.

    "No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States."

  4. Mike Says:

    Hrmm... that last comment should of gone here,

  5. The Perfessor Says:

    Due to the "Twitter attack" from yesterday, I hadn't seen your comment until just now.

    The Perfessor