Defend your barbeque

For the first time in my adult life, I’m having a BBQ at my house on the Fourth Of July and I’m not having to cook. I should do this more often! Thanks, Holly!

Meanwhile, a little known clause guaranteed us by the Second Amendment to the Constitution states

A well regulated cookout being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear gun shaped BBQ grills shall not be infringed.

“You can have my barbeque when you pull this grill from my cold dead hands… “

Happy Fourth, everyone in America!

The rest of you lot, get your own holiday!