More famous people than you can shake your penis at sing the wonderousness of Jimmy Kimmel fucking Ben Affleck
Even if you’re going to turn it off, stay long enough to watch Brad Pitt in that FedEx outfit.

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UPDATE:
Featuring appearances by: Harrison Ford, Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz, Don Cheadle, Robin Williams, Huey Lewis, Rebecca Romijn, Fall Out [...]

The joke is obvious and comes at the end, but you have to give the guy props for having such a good sense of humor with all the appearances he’s made on the comedy shows this election cycle
YouTube has already banned a few copies of this, so watch it before it’s gone.

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Any of us alive in the early 70s can figure out the rest of the phrase here.
It was made famous in a song written and first performed by Stephen Stills called
Love The One You’re With

If you’re down and confused,
and you don’t remember who you’re talkin’ to.
Concentration slip away,
‘cause your baby is so far away.
Well there’s [...]

Stop what you’re doing for five minutes.
Okay, don’t bother.
But you can watch these 207 people stop what they were doing —
in the middle of New York’s Grand Central Station.
Talk about your waste of time…
(sound not essential)

Ever read the story or perhaps seen one of the many adaptations of Mark Twain’s last book, Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court?
Then perhaps you remember the critical denouement of Hank “predicting” the solar eclipse, thus impressing the locals and saving his life?
That was fiction. “Ripped From The Headlines” fiction, however.
You see, [...]

Cartoon by Sean Delonas [NYPost]

On this day of reverence for all of the American presidents, I’d like to paste a few well known quotes from some of our presidents
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George Washington
“If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.”

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