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I nebber used to hab allergies to rabweed this bad. --Aaaachoo!

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Babs Streisand pulls a Dixie Chicks during her performance last night and some in her audience got pissy. She pissed right back, throwing down the F-bomb. Apparently, among her gay fans there's a few Republicans not busy IM'ing young pages...

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Watched the last half hour of HEROES, and I do enjoy the cliff hangers. Am I the only one that feels this series is running the way of last year's SURFACE? I'm still watching it. Love the Japanese guy.

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Studio 60 also got some of my eyeball time last night. I'm sure Ken Levine will continue to pick apart this show like doctors pick apart Fox's HOUSE, but I'm still watching for now. And yes, parts that I want to be funny still aren't funny. However, I tried to laugh at a few parts and did find a chuckle coming out of my throat. I think the show is finding itself. Hope it finds itself before it loses the audience...

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Japan still drinking the Tom Cruise Kool-Aid, names a day in his honor. I think it's in appreciation of the fact that everyone in Japan is taller than Tom...

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"Nothing says 'I am ashamed of you my government' more than [wearing a TShirt emblazoned with] 'Stewart/Colbert '08,' Stewart told an audience Sunday at the New Yorker Festival.
[WaPo]

You heard the man! Support Stewart/Colbert and tell everybody how you feel! Why, I could even see making a movie about it! Oops! Too Late

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What do you get a Hobbit for a wedding present? A porcelain statue of Mother Mary?

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Well, if you ever wanted a reason to sell Google short, their buying of YouTube pretty much cinches the deal. I love Google, love YouTube, but I saw what Google did with their video setup. Can you really think Google will do anything but screw up YouTube? No. For the short term, not a whole lot is going to happen but the sign up procedures, I figure. No, this is a useless purchase for Google, but I imagine they have the spare change. And it's nice change to have, too.

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The fake blogger known as Lonelygirl15 wants to say something, but nobody's listening. Once the sizzle is removed from the steak, you find some pretty tough chewing.

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Pres. Bush put out a new policy for outer space. Well Bush didn't. His staff must have, because Pres. Bush still has issues wrapping him mind around normal space. Anyway, the policy has to do with the approval process for putting nuclear powered devices in space as well as debris control. There's a small clause that talks about "defending our interests" in space, which can only mean... well, how many James Bond fight scenes took place in weightless conditions?

Obviously, we have to work on recruiting more asstronauts...

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And finally, in the "How do you fail a nuclear test?" Department: Apparently, the Korean Nuclear Test conducted yesterday is now considered to be a complete dud.

I realize this whole thing by them is an amazing cry for help, but ya know we're not going to. Help, that is. We already helped by ignoring North Korea [LATimes provides a list of who to blame] but I can't see how we could easily stop them. So I guess it's good that the test was a failure. I think we have more time to stop them before they suddenly become intelligent.

Here's the deal: How incompetent can you be to pull off a "test" like this and fail? Well, apparently, that's what happened. It was either a fake nuke test or a badly run real test.

I say let's send over some cheap hookers and blow, get 'em all wasted and just replace the North Korean government with Folger's Crystals. Three hamsters and Tommy Chong could run N.Korea better than Kim Jong Il. And Kim... get a haircut.

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