When it hits Spring in London (GMT time) it's Spring everywhere, because the equinox is a global event irrespective of time zones.

That puts the equinox hitting the Eastern Time Zone of the US before local midnight.

Probably the most popular selling book series you may have never heard of.

Yeah, well its B&W, Manga, and you have to read it backwards for it to make any sense, so, you know, who actually cares?

BONG HITS 4 JESUS

I read this one last night and I still don’t think I understand the message (either the one on the sign, or the one the school’s Principal was attempting to enforce — could be I’m either too old, or have too many brain cells remaining; the first I can’t do anything about, and I’m still working on the second.)

YOU FORMATTED THE BACKUP DRIVE, TOO?

Talk about your classic Simpson episode scenario, eh?

How many more reporters want to go interview Taliban leaders, and why?

Wait! I know the answer to this one! I do!

I’m thinking that it has to do with either all the tea in China, or the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin...no, wait, it was outlined in Darwin’s laws of Natural Selection. Something about Stupid people shouldn’t being allowed to breed.

Ah screw it, Captain America’s (still) dead, Aunt May’s been shot, and I don’t feel so well m’self, so don’t Bogart that joint my friend, ‘cause if the Lightning don’t get ya, then the T.H.U.N.D.E.R. will.

Hot jets y’all!

The Perfessor