Cuppabits April 5th

by Walt

After they burned Joan of Arc at the stake in 1431, then the English raked the coals to show her body, then burned the ashes twice to make sure nobody would claim relics from the event. They then threw the ashes into the river.

After all that, someone managed to come up with a bone that was supposed to have survived all of this, part of rib bone of Joan of Arc. In 1909, scientists declared that "highly probable" that the bone and a bit of cloth came from Joan.

But the bone was old. The bone was perhaps 2000 years older than Joan of Arc. It was actually part of a mummified cat. [NYTimes]

I mean, if you have to run a hoax, you might as well do it with some style, and a bit of 2000 year old cat femur sure is stylin'...

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LOST was mostly filler. I'm guessing next week, a Juliet-centric ep, will try to make us care about the relatively cold and aloof pregnancy specialist.

We did get to see the monster... twice. One time we have the real organic thing and the other we have the clanking smoke monster. Either the show bosses are screwing up, or there's two separate things acting like a monster.

Oh, and someone tell me why Jack slept an extra 12 hours on his gaseous Mickey Finn. The girls drugged by the same gas bomb, were in the jungle (how did they get that far out? Dragged? That far? Why?), the girls got wet, muddy, bitchy, and then had to spend the entire night hiding, come all the way back into camp, and there's Jack, still passed out on the floor. Wuss.

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Relatively speaking, the planet Mars has warmed more in the last two decades than the Earth has in the last hundred years. [Register][PhysOrg]

I've never bought into the warming / cooling trend explanation by the Milankovitch Cycles. While I know that there's some effect, it's not the whole picture. It's the Sun. That's the big variable. But, like many theories in Science, it's very hard to prove.

And for the record, I LIKE Global Warming.

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Alaska hates Global Warming and will stay at near record cold for the week. [link]

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You've seen plenty of firefighters fight fire with water.

Here's where some Chinese firefighters confront a murder suspect in a hostage situation in a hospital.

sound not req'd

Splashdown!

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For a guy who can't sing, Sangina's face is everywhere.

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Technically, this isn't porn. It does have breasts bouncing up and down, but it's for science.

And a good bra. [via Gizmodo] (flash req'd)

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Yes, the mayor of Cincinnati really can't throw. [Jimmy Kimmel]

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That's it folks. Remember don't shoot the Easter Bunny. That magical bunny that can deliver chocolate is the reason we celebrate the holiday, after all.

Meanwhile, I'm going to pitch a new reality game show to the television networks.

It's going to be called

ARE YOU SMARTER THAN THE PRESIDENT?

9 Responses to “Cuppabits April 5th”

  1. #2 Says:

    I wish you could've seen the easter South Park last night that explained how the easter bunny worship came about.

    I bet I'm smarter than the prez.

  2. Walt Says:

    Bekke's cat is smarter than the president. Monster can open doors

  3. The Perfessor Says:

    Monster can open doors

    My son’s cat, Peanut, like Pixel before her, can actually walk through walls. 

    And no Walt, I’m not kidding. For the record, my daily bottle of Uncle Jack had nothing to do with this observation. 

    The Perfessor 

  4. Bekke Says:

    Yes, thanks for the plug. I'm still freaking out. He tried to get into the bedroom this morning. Might not seem like that big of a deal, but for allergy reasons we've always kept them out of the bedroom. Now it seems like we'll have to start locking the door.

    My theory is that indoor cats just don't know they're cats, even if there is another cat in the house (you'd think they'd look at the other cat and us and think, "He's like me; they're not."), but no. I'm pretty sure they think they're human. That's why they open the cabinet doors, because we open cabinet doors, and so we had to child proof the cabinets. That's why Monster "talks" all the time...because we talk. And that's why he thinks he can open doors.

    And clearly, he can. That cat is such a pain in the ass. *sighs*

  5. Bekke Says:

    Oh, and LOST. I enjoyed it, if only because Sawyer is starting to get too cute for words.

    They shouldn't trust Juliet for a second. I hope Sayyid tortures her next time. Now that would be an interesting episode.

  6. Walt Says:

    Re: Sawyer --

    No, I will never believe that a con man can be that gruff all the time without the ability to easily turn on the charm. Sawyer's character is built around a con man who doesn't remember how to be nice to people.

    Thus, the Hurley con on him.

  7. Bekke Says:

    Yeah, DH totally called Hurley's con right away.

    I'm guessing Sawyer was having trouble because he wasn't actually trying to con anyone with his charm. So it was more like he was trying to be genuine. But that might be reading too much into the character. Anyway, he's going soft, dontcha know. He held a baby!

  8. Walt Says:

    yeah, two softening of the hearts this week with a baby. First House and now Sawyer.

  9. Walt Says:

    Oh, and just in case you want to see what the monster on LOST did this week...

    Live Motion on Smokey (vid)