Tuplo, Miss is being invaded by Satan

No, really, apparently Tuplo, Mississippi is selling out on tickets to 50 Shades of Grey faster than the rest of the country (the entire state is selling tickets at a rate of four to one. This according to a report by Rachel Maddow.

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So, we are thinking of heading out there for Valentine’s Day, standing outside a theater showing the film, wait for the film to empty out, and make myself available to the hot, sweaty women who are already worked up.

What could go wrong?

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Godzilla is coming

Yes, Virginia, size matters…

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Shadow of the 14th Row returns

shadow of the 14 row-smAs some opf you know, I was writing a column entitled Shadow of the 14th Row for anothere Website, and posting links here, well that site went dark, and now I post my movie reviews over on Examiner.com. Well recently I’ve been revieing art films for a theater loal to me, and well, here are som of thos links as well:


The Music Of Aerosmith

All Is Lost


The Great Beauty

Almost forgot this most recent review of mine.


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The Tweet that broke the Internet!

Oscar Tweet


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The American Dream – Siege at Wounded Knee

It is a crying shame and a dishonorable shame what we have done (and still do) to Native Americans in this country.

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The Wild, Will, West

Sorry, kids, I just couldn’t help myself.


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