Paul is an A-Hole, and don’t you forget it!

So, Sprint is currently running a new spot with Paul, who was formerly the spokesperson for Verizon but now works for Sprint. You remember Paul, He was the guy who kept asking “Can you hear me now?” Well, as it turns out, Paul has no loyalty, and is apparently something of a whore as he has sold his soul to Sprint and is currently hawking Sprint’s wares and services because, obviously he can be bought.

Here is Sprint’s new ad:

Well, if you are one of those folks who believe in a free market, or say that it is okay for Paul to work form whomever he wants, let me remind you who Paul really is (oh, and the audio track on this video isn’t actually safe for work / NSFW)…

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The Perfessor

All great literature…

So, so true…

All Great Liturature

The Perfessor

The arrogance of fools

OK, so this happened to me yesterday at where I work. I pulled into the parking lot and parked in a spot. As I did so I noticed that the SUV that parked in the spot to my right was all but on the line separating us. I didn’t think much of it, parked, and went inside. When came out, I found this note.

Note

Now, while I know that the person who parked next to me, and put the above note on my car, probably won’t actually read my response, I still wanted to post this anyway.

1) I was totally inside the parking lines for my space
2) You were virtually on the driver-side line, ensuring that it was going to be a tight squeeze if another car parked next to you as did I
3) If you are injured, perhaps you should have received a temporary handicapped parking tag from your Dr. and parked in a handicapped spot
4) Failing that, you could have chosen to:
a) Park inside rather than on the line giving you more room.
b) Park on the end ensuring that ho one would park to your left

So, for what it’s worth, get stuffed.

The Perfessor

Morning People

Morning people

#coffee!

The Perfessor

No Questions, just Coffee

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Now Stifle yerself and git me my coffee!

The Perfessor

The Difference Between Coffee and Your Opinion…

Opinion

Yeah, I said it!

The Perfessor