Bring on the Zombie Santas!

by The Perfessor

Well, as you all know, we love our zombies here at Cuppacafe, and well, as this is the holiday season, we decided to mix our metaphors as it were, and well, we did just a quick search, and, well, this is what we came up with:

zombie santa And, then there was this:

He doesn't care if you are naughty or nice,
He doesn't care what you want for Christmas,
He only wants to know how you taste!
Forget the cookies and milk,
You'd better peek this Christmas 'cause
Zombie Santa is checking his list
And your name might be on it!

And of course, if you want to send your friends out a zombie Santa card, all you have to do is check out this site.

Sure, sure all of that is fun stuff (seriously, you should play the Santa Zombie game above, it is wicked-cool fun!), and that Zombie santa poem is kind of creepy (visit the site, and then when you are there, you can even email him, if you dare), but then we came across this little bit of straight-up silliness, and well, it just proved to be the icing on the zombie Santa cake, and well, here it is for your viewing pleasure!

When we first started this post, we were doing just in fun, and weren’t even sure we could find any zombie Santas, but a quick Google search proved to me what odd stuff you can truly find.

The Perfessor

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