Lewis Black Commencement Speech UCSD 2013

This is Lewis Black’s Commencement Speech at University of California, San Diego.

This is why I am such a fan of Black’s comedy and enjoy listening to him so much.

I urge you all to take a listen.

More from UCSD’s Marshall College: http://marshall.ucsd.edu/
More from Lewis at: http://lewisblack.com/

The Perfessor

Elvis commits Insurance Fraud?

So I keep seeing this State Farm Commercial where four Elvis impersonators in Las Vegas are calling on their State Farm agent to repair damage done to their pink Cadillac.

When it suddenly occurs to me, four separate Elvises call upon their individual agents to get a quote on the damage, only, just one of then will (or should) be allowed to put in a claim. Do you think that they are attempting to perpetuate insurance fraud, and if so, why does it seem that the four agent are willing to seem to allow it to occur?

The Perfessor

All great literature…

So, so true…

All Great Liturature

The Perfessor

Death Wish Coffee

Issu #1 CoverI recently entered a contest held by Darby Pop Publishing with regards to their release of Scott Barnett and Jeff Marsick’s outstanding comic, Dead Man’s Party
and won!

What I won was a sketch from Scott (more later), and a pound of Death Wish Coffee and a Death Wish Coffee mug. How cool is that?

Death Wish coffee

The Perfessor

The arrogance of fools

OK, so this happened to me yesterday at where I work. I pulled into the parking lot and parked in a spot. As I did so I noticed that the SUV that parked in the spot to my right was all but on the line separating us. I didn’t think much of it, parked, and went inside. When came out, I found this note.


Now, while I know that the person who parked next to me, and put the above note on my car, probably won’t actually read my response, I still wanted to post this anyway.

1) I was totally inside the parking lines for my space
2) You were virtually on the driver-side line, ensuring that it was going to be a tight squeeze if another car parked next to you as did I
3) If you are injured, perhaps you should have received a temporary handicapped parking tag from your Dr. and parked in a handicapped spot
4) Failing that, you could have chosen to:
a) Park inside rather than on the line giving you more room.
b) Park on the end ensuring that ho one would park to your left

So, for what it’s worth, get stuffed.

The Perfessor

Morning People

Morning people


The Perfessor