The Coffee Scene from the film Airplane! (1980)

Nothing more need be said.

The Perfessor

Actually, no, I’m not really kidding.

Blood of my enemies

The Perfessor

Paul is an A-Hole, and don’t you forget it!

So, Sprint is currently running a new spot with Paul, who was formerly the spokesperson for Verizon but now works for Sprint. You remember Paul, He was the guy who kept asking “Can you hear me now?” Well, as it turns out, Paul has no loyalty, and is apparently something of a whore as he has sold his soul to Sprint and is currently hawking Sprint’s wares and services because, obviously he can be bought.

Here is Sprint’s new ad:

Well, if you are one of those folks who believe in a free market, or say that it is okay for Paul to work form whomever he wants, let me remind you who Paul really is (oh, and the audio track on this video isn’t actually safe for work / NSFW)…

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by;

The Perfessor

Fair Warning

If we haven’t already said this, it is worth saying again.

Coffee-phychopaths

The Perfessor

A coffee poem for Monday

poem

The Perfessor

Lewis Black Commencement Speech UCSD 2013

This is Lewis Black’s Commencement Speech at University of California, San Diego.

This is why I am such a fan of Black’s comedy and enjoy listening to him so much.

I urge you all to take a listen.

More from UCSD’s Marshall College: http://marshall.ucsd.edu/
More from Lewis at: http://lewisblack.com/

The Perfessor