One morning a woman comes downstairs and sees her husband sitting at the kitchen table in his pajamas, crying. The woman comes over to her husband to comfort him.
“What’s the matter, Honey?” She asks.
“We got married 20 years ago, today,” He sniffed.
The wife tears up realizing that her husband is emotional about their marriage, and is actually surprised that he is, because he normally isn’t like this.
“Do you remember the day we got married?” he asked.
“Yes,“ she replied, ”we were both 17 and my father caught us nearly naked, making out in the back of your car.”
The Husband continued, saying, “he told me that if I didn’t marry you he’d send me to jail for 20 years. Well, if I went to jail, I’d be getting out today!”
While I didn’t get caught in the car by my Father-in-Law, today I too would be getting out of jail.
Happy Anniversary Shelly.
The Pefessor

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Ah, such a romantic. And nice way to get a shot of your book in there, too! Happy Anniversary!
Heh, it’s all about marketing, Alison, it’s all about marketing.
(Oh, and if you click the image, it brings you to Amazon, where you can still buy it if you are so inclined.)
The Perfessor
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